It's one of the best kept secrets in philosophy departments that most, if not all, metaphysical problems can be solved by punching stuff really hard. "That was when I was young.
Coming up to him, Plato said, "My good Diogenes, if you knew how to pay court to Dionysius, you wouldn't have to wash vegetables." who would be king?" Well, it sure seems like you know a lot about 'badness'. He said:The dog is honest; he is not impressed by grand words, fancy clothes, or titles. "Wait, are you accusing the Poets of corrupting the youth? "Oh and also, if you ever write any of this down, Plato, make sure to record how much I like gay sex." Look, all I'm saying is that Plato could have jazzed it up a bit. After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition.Diogenes was knee deep in a stream washing vegetables. "Where is the 'emptiness' which precedes this empty cup?" You face is suddenly looking a lot like a problem of Metaphysics, Kant. Moral Relativism "I can see the cups on the table," said Diogenes, "but I can't see the 'cupness'". "In the ideal city there would be no poets. Examples include:Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one 'idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups. Scepticism about the outside world Namely me." "Oh and also, if you ever write any of this down, Plato, make sure to record how much I like gay sex." This is bad advice. He said:The dog is honest; he is not impressed by grand words, fancy clothes, or titles. "Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it empty?" Trust me, if you bite them, that will be the end of it. Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenes reached over and, tapping Plato's head with his finger, said "I think you will find here is the 'emptiness'".When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! Plato probably could have learned a thing or two on the Kung Fu front from The Wachowskis, when you get down to it. He is loyal to those who are good to him; he bites those who ill-treat him or his friends, and he's not embarrassed to do what he does to live.Permanent Link to this Comic: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/219 Because if people won't go to my show than they won't get to go to anyone's! Examples include:Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one 'idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups.
Denial of qualia “People: "tell us, wise philosopher, what is the best government?" "Son, how many times have I told you not to hang around Transcendental Idealists?
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